Autumn Inspirations or “It’s a little chilly in the produce aisle”: September 2013 Open Mic

How Can I Help You?Sales associate: “Did you find everything okay?”

Vince: “I found everything okay, but it was a little chilly in the produce section.”

Associate: “Do you want the receipt in the bag?”

Vince: “I would like two receipts—one in the bag and one for my pocket.”

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